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It been an intense hurricane season in the Pacific and there still a long way to go

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Reported by wohfradio.com: It been an intense hurricane season in the Pacific and there still a long way to go

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Reported by wohfradio.com: It been an intense hurricane season in the Pacific and there still a long way to go

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Reporting from the Elbo Room, Fort Lauderdale Beach Boulevard. Noah here for Weather WTF. Reported by wohfradio.com: It been an intense hurricane season in the Pacific and there still a long way to go I am already in the shot, because that is the whole premise and they refuse to write a second one. The live beach cam is at youtube.com/live/UV94XxNvBdw. The button, before they roll the theme: the intern stays in frame, the suit stays on, and the forecast does not get a rewrite. Same recurring shot, next time, from United States, unless the desk finds a worse mark. They will look. And that is the bit. The numbers were real. The job title is still intern. The desk can change the city. They cannot change the read. The numbers stay the numbers. That is the whole job. Read the observation, name the station, and get out of the shot. Back to you in the studio. Noah, Weather WTF.

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