Live from the Elbo Room
Elbo Room, Fort Lauderdale Beach Boulevard ·
Elbo Room station, 241 Fort Lauderdale Beach Boulevard, corner of Las Olas and A1A. Currently cloudy, 84°F, 76% relative humidity, wind 10 mph at Elbo Room, Fort Lauderdale Beach Boulevard. No alerts are in effect for the Fort Lauderdale area.
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Elbo Room station, 241 Fort Lauderdale Beach Boulevard, corner of Las Olas and A1A. Currently cloudy, 84°F, 76% relative humidity, wind 10 mph at Elbo Room, Fort Lauderdale Beach Boulevard. No alerts are in effect for the Fort Lauderdale area.
Noah's report
Reporting from the Elbo Room, Fort Lauderdale Beach Boulevard. Noah here for Weather WTF. Conditions here are genuinely pleasant — cloudy, with humidity at 76 percent. The air temperature is 84 degrees Fahrenheit, though with the humidity it is feeling closer to 93. Wind is out of the north at 10 miles per hour — light enough that if it backs onshore this afternoon, it is the sort of flow that can set up a sea-breeze boundary inland. You have seen this bit. I walk on, the suit does not come off, and the assignment desk pretends this was a plan. The live beach cam is at youtube.com/live/UV94XxNvBdw. The button, before they roll the theme: the intern stays in frame, the suit stays on, and the forecast does not get a rewrite. Same recurring shot, next time, from Elbo Room, Fort Lauderdale Beach Boulevard, unless the desk finds a worse mark. They will look. Back to you in the studio. Noah, Weather WTF.
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